The moral majority

Family first:

Let’s talk about that. Just last week, I asked this question, what’s up with South Carolina Republicans? Beginning with Mark Sanford, the famously wayward governor, why can’t they seem to be staying out of trouble these days? There’s Governor Sanford, there’s Congressman Joe “Big Scream You Lie” Wilson. We just had two county chairmen who essentially said juices are good with money.

And as if on cue now, we have Roland Corning. Who is Roland Corning, you ask? He’s a former state legislator, and as of now, his latest performance, former assistant attorney general. Why?

Get this — a police report obtained by the “Associated Press” is saying that Corning was questioned by an officer after speeding away from a cemetery with a stripper in his car, and with a bag of sex toys. And with some Viagra, Corning, I should tell you, is 66 years old. According to the police: the stripper, 18 years old. She works, by the way, at an establishment known as the Platinum Gentleman’s Club.

According to the report, Assistant Attorney General Corning and the 18-year-old stripper gave conflicting accounts as to exactly what they were doing on Corning’s lunch hour? In a cemetery? It states that Corning carried the sex toys, just in case.

Maybe Attorney General Horny found the 18 year old on his boss’s bete noire, Craigslist?

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