What a fucker. Why couldn’t he have choked on his cake? Of course, that would probably lead to a $500,000 funeral service. May your death arrive soon and painfully, Mugabe:
Supporters of the long-time ruler, who turned 85 on February 21, raised more than 250,000 US dollars (200,000 euros) for the traditionally ritzy celebrations which include an 85 kilogramme (187 pound) birthday cake.Crowds arrived in lorries, singing songs in praise of Mugabe, while banners proclaimed him a “great leader who never lets his people down.”
You and Kim Jong Il.
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That's one hell of a birthday cake….
Yeah. They probably used Zimbabwe's entire flour supply to make that cake.